so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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