so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Randomize
