The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
