We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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