it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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