He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
We left an ass print on the piano.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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