I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
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PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
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