READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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