he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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