yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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