so explain again why im purple
no
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I understand Curling. That high.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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