but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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