So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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