you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
