thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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