Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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