i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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