is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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