have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You dont lie about slip and slides
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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