If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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