she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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