Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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