so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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