talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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