Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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