Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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