Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
i think im in europe. pls send help
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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