What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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