have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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