Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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