return my video game
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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