who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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