Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
This is the high leading the old right now
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
