i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
NoShamevember. You game?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
We're too hungover to prance.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
