cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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