i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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