After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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