got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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