I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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