Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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