Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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