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just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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