HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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