I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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