So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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