R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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