I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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