wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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