Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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