well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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