if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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