are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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