check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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